Oh look, life has found a way, now we have our own meme ecosystem on the internet Jurassic ParkNo way; before the literary greatness of Michael Crichton and the cinematic genius of Steven Spielberg, we were nothing but bacteria; but god, we know how to form a culture, like all bacteria.
So this is the end result of all the smart, screaming and running girl casualties Jurassic Park Franchise, meme. At least for now.
these years, Jurassic Park has amassed its own glorious memes—some dissecting the movie’s logic, while others just tease the characters and dialogue. Here are 10 things that can’t be expressed in words but we’ll give it a try anyway.
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Well, look, that’s one of those rare cases Jurassic Park 3 is a meme. It just happened in one of the longest human horror scenes in that movie. For memes, it’s when you’re watching Jurassic Park And eat french fries; you’re engrossed in a movie and constantly thinking whether or not you should grab those chips without watching.
It was here that the deliberately stupid Homo sapiens were eaten by a very hungry Spinosaurus, which was not a Tyrannosaurus rex at all. Too bad there aren’t many memorable things like this scene in the third book Jurassic Park Movie.
love doesn’t exist in Jurassic park
This is a movie about reincarnated mutant dinosaurs, so it can be said that it doesn’t care about trivial human customs. on this matter, Jurassic Park and even Jurassic world Movies just don’t like stable relationships or families. Almost every movie deals with domestic disputes and broken families or couples at some point.
this is in Jurassic world A place where Owen and Claire can’t rest. At the same time, troublesome relationships for Jurassic Parkespecially John Hammond and his son.
bow tie
Which reminds me, we have people here who are directly responsible for all incidents. Jurassic ParkDennis Nedry, also Hammond’s stepson, has been tasked with overseeing the web functions of Jurassic Park itself…seemingly alone.
Apparently Hammond lied about the IT department and cut some costs. That or maybe he still has some faith in his own child so let him be in charge. Either way, the two have unresolved paternity issues and Nedry assumes Hammond is being mean to him.
Why shouldn’t we be proud of our species?
The world is a beautiful place full of intelligent species, and then humans. Sometimes, some members of our species just embarrass us, such as someone creating a mocking call-to-action headline about Spielberg poaching a triceratops. . Mind you, this meme has caused a stir on the internet; people really think Spielberg is a rich game hunter.
The post even received more than 30,000 retweets, some seriously and some mocking all the gullible best friends who couldn’t understand the joke in the comments. Anyway, Spielberg really shouldn’t have killed that poor triceratops, and now we don’t get to see his movies anymore.
Hey smart girl
real star Jurassic Park It was never people, parks, or Jeff Goldblum’s sweaty belly; That’s the Raptors. The point is, you’re alive when they start eating you, because they’re so smart. It’s funny how the movie repeats this over and over as if they were Velociraptor fans, which is understandable.
The ultimate coup for these clever predators seems to be when two of them are smarter than Hammond, a seasoned hunter handpicked for Jurassic Park. In the moments before they ate his face, you could tell his admiration for the creature.
Ah, the bloodsucker lawyer
one thing to note Jurassic Park The movie is, if the characters aren’t likable or wacky, they’re dinosaurs. All the movies do this with all the characters, but the most notable first victim is still the vampire lawyer Donald Gennaro.
Hey, no one said that all lawyers are logical and qualified. However, Gennaro seems to be the worst of them all. He doesn’t have any protective or parenting instincts, he goes to save himself first, not the two kids with him. As a bonus, a T-Rex ate him while he was going to the bathroom. Justice has been served!
However, life cannot be held back…
A long time ago, herbivores lived in harmony, then when carnivores attacked, everything changed. Thank you, John Hammond. This guy basically built an aquarium, got bored of the goldfish and then released some piranhas into the tank. This is a very bad business plan.
However, we think that Jurassic Park carnivores are more appealing to people than herbivores, mostly just rhinos with more horns or elephants with long necks instead of bodies. Then again, it’s really not Hammond’s fault, is it?
well, he’s a businessman
As for what Hammond suggested to Dr. Sattler and Dr. Grant, they should really think more about its economics. This meme contains the impact of Hammond’s efforts on Dr. Grant’s lifelong work. Imagine spending half your life digging through hidden ancient corpses, only to have an arrogant rich man show you that he resurrected them.
Of course, in order to protect Dr. Grant, he couldn’t pass up the chance to face some dinosaurs, even if they were a bit contrived. Well, thanks to Nedry’s butter fingers, Grant kept his job and Hammond didn’t play God anymore.
Well, no wonder you’re about to go extinct
Again Nedry, his death was well-deserved, even though he caused another chain of events that would catalyze the breeding of genetically engineered dinosaurs. Interestingly, it’s hard to find someone who is sad to see how Nedry died.
Maybe it’s because of his hilarious pranks and interactions with the weird little dinosaur that killed him. Apparently, the Dilophosaurus Niedley encountered could understand the insult after not knowing how to play fetch. At least we have a meme about our bathing problems thanks to Nedry panicking after being hit in the face by venom.
chaos theory
Spielberg has one of the most famous walking memes in the world, and we feel it fits. Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure…at least for bookworms. Today, based solely on references and fan favorites, Ian Malcolm remains Goldblum’s most iconic character of all time. He also played the role many times in movies and video games.
The way he plays a skeptical mathematician who never passes up an opportunity to flirt with chaos theory. Oh, it’s a coincidence that he’s the most reasonable Jurassic Park Although also the strangest. Really, no one else has been able to do this.