CONSPIRACY theorists are having a day with the Sussexes’ “happy holidays” card (ugh) which gives a rare insight into how Meghan and Harry’s children grew up.
The digital image is said to have been generated by artificial intelligence, the proportions of the children are off and the family dog appears to be floating.
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Conspiracy theorists claim Harry and Meghan’s family photo was generated by artificial intelligence – but that’s not what intrigues me about the imageCredit: PA
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I was more intrigued by Archie and Lilibet running into their parents’ arms as if they hadn’t seen them in eons
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One wonders what a fly on the wall of their luxury home might witness when the cameras are off Credit: Mega
Whatever. I was more intrigued by Archie and Lilibet running into their parents’ arms as if they hadn’t seen them in eons.
It recalls the famous photo of Princess Diana welcoming her boys with open arms on board the Royal Yacht Britannia in 1991 when they joined her and Charles on an official visit to Canada.
Then again, given the Sussexes’ penchant for staged schmaltz, maybe that was the intention all along.
However, one wonders how long the scaffolding of “our perfect life” can continue to support the “Archewell” basket in which all their eggs seem to have been placed.
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There is the hard-working “Foundation” side, along with the less altruistic “Manufacturing” through which they presumably hope to continue to fund their outrageously expensive lifestyles.
But – and it’s a big but – everything they touch commercially seems to struggle. Or “flopping” as America’s liberal bible The Cut described it last week. ouch
It’s quite a turnaround for the publication, which just two years ago published a blistering 6,000-word interview with Meghan that was dismissed by critics as “vain PR”.
His latest article cites Polo — Archewell Production’s Netflix series about the elite sport — as the latest salvo in the couple’s “painful attempts to launch a successful American venture.”
“Terrible reviews” are mentioned, and separately, brand experts say it could be the nail in the coffin for their Netflix deal if it fails to attract large numbers of viewers.
Which means they’ll have to find other ways to fund what one real estate guru estimates as “hundreds of thousands a year” in running costs for their Montecito mansion, not to mention the legal bills for Harry’s various ongoing court battles.
Was Harry’s absence from the polo doc a call from Meghan or Netflix? It would be less boring with him
Meghan would have to sell millions of her aptly titled American Riviera Orchard jams to cover it.
So despite the couple’s carefully selected photos of their charitable endeavors and beaming smiles, one wonders what a fly on the wall of their luxury home might witness when the cameras are off.
The pressure to prove they can thrive financially following their decision to leave the royal family must be immense and, if it doesn’t cause marital discord, it would be a Christmas miracle.
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The postcard also featured highlights from the year
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Harry squeezed the patient’s hand
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Meghan hugs a schoolboy
THE PRINCE CALLS FOR RISKS
The incredible reaction to the latest Prince Andrew scandal is, what could this royal bootlegger know that would be useful to a Chinese spy?
Pizza Express opening hours, Woking perhaps? Medical function of eccrine sweat glands?
But according to insiders, it’s all about the connections he unwittingly makes possible by inviting Uncle Tom Cobley and everyone else to Buckingham Palace.
Remember the photo of smug Jeffrey Epstein and his fixer Ghislaine Maxwell sitting on the porch of the Queen’s Balmoral residence at Andrew’s invitation?
Or Ghislaine and Kevin Spacey sitting on the throne at Buckingham Palace?
Their places at the heart of power were gifted by a useful idiot with the lethal combination of a man with a huge ego but no portfolio. This makes him a prime target for Yang Tengbo to blow smoke up his royal derriere to secure an invitation to the heart of the British establishment.
Grand old Duke of York, eh? The legend of futility continues apace.
Jedward’s Grimes vs. Oasis
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John and Edward Grimes, also known as Jedward, introduce themselves as, erm, Noel and Liam Credit: Bauer Media Group
The Gallagher brothers have never shied away from being outspoken.
So get ready for their reaction to the latest issue of Heat magazine and its famous Stars Dress Up festive feature.
Because there, alongside Vicky Pattison posing as Taylor Swift, are Jedward – better known as twins John and Edward Grimes – posing as, er, Noel and Liam.
Edward says: “I’m over the moon. I feel like I’m in an Oasis. They took over my body.”
They look more like the Kray Twins to me. Either way, it’s criminal.
OFFENSIVE ACTION
AFTER a woman who threw a milkshake in his face was handed a 13-week suspended sentence, Nigel Farage fumed: “We now live in a country where you can assault a member of parliament and not go to jail.”
He has a right.
Although the maximum sentence for assault by beating is 26 weeks in prison, 25-year-old OnlyFans “model” Victoria Thomas Bowen – who has shown no remorse for her actions – walked free at Westminster Magistrates’ Court after a judge said she would not face a lengthy sentence. physical injury.
But the point is certainly to send a loud and clear message that every attack on a politician (whether a milkshake or another) is an attack on democracy.
And if you don’t, you’ll only be giving the go-ahead to others who aren’t capable of vigorous debate to resort to such mundane actions.
Kudos to Rich
LORD Evans of Weardale – the former head of MI5 – has been tasked with finding the new Archbishop of Canterbury.
No one can apply; they must be approached to enter the recruitment process.
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The Reverend Richard Coles would make an excellent Archbishop of CanterburyCredit: Getty
May I suggest that Lord Evans begins by extending an invitation to my colleague from the I’m A Celebrity camp, the Reverend Richard Coles?
Formerly a member of the 80s band The Communards, Richard was ordained a Church of England priest in 2005 and was vicar of Finedon in Northants in 2022 when he announced his retirement from parish duties, as the church allegedly increasingly excludes gay couples, which he described is like his “conservative, penetrating and fundamentalist” direction.
In the jungle, both among his campmates and the television audience, he gained popularity by proving himself to be open, inclusive, fun and approachable – all backed by good values.
The Church of England is suffering from declining church attendance, particularly among the younger generation who could guarantee its future.
So it should be modernized, fast.
When I got out of the jungle, my friend’s daughter texted me: “Reverend is so cool. If there was a pastor in our village like him, I would go to church every day.”
All the best.
And even better, if he replaces the outgoing Justin Welby, we can have an IAC reunion party at Lambeth Palace.
ARIEL WASHED
A LANGUAGE article in the Christmas edition of the British Medical Journal lists all the potential health risks associated with the Disney princess.
Cinderella? Long-term exposure to dust can lead to lung disease.
Pocahontas? That cliff jump would cause a “symphony of fractures”. Belle? In danger of rabies from close contact with the Beast, right? Aurora?
Probable obesity, stroke and pressure ulcers.
Rapunzel, Mulan, Snow White and Jasmine also get honorable mentions, but interestingly, not Ariel.
In that case, let me oblige. Having spent most of her life underwater, she would undoubtedly be prone to fungal and bacterial infections and suffer from open wounds.
But hey, kids, don’t let this ruin your enjoyment of these classic movies.
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