Forty years after the mood of the nation began, the weight of the misery of Eastenders finally reached the suicide Phil Mitchell last week, when he started talking to a bunch of clothing.
Whether he thought Mom Peggy, brother Grant or an agent he probably didn’t talk to since 1995, I don’t know.
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Jaime Winstone Currently Pursuing Square as a Young version ‘Peggy Mitchell’credit: Well
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Eastenders could once once command the audience to 30 million spectators, as he did on Christmas in 1986, now survives to approximately a dozen of that issue: BBC
But there were decades of despair in the tortured voice of the old Slaphead when he screamed, “Enough! Enough! Enough!”
The echo of my own thoughts as the soap celebrates its significant birthday in a characteristic cheerful mood with a Phil, which has a mental breakdown, Nigel faced the diagnosis of Alzheimer’s disease, and Alfie can no longer raise him at the expense of prostate cancer.
Or at least, that’s what Kat says.
The obsessive PC agenda of the show also remains so caring out in stone that we recently discovered that Elaine’s dead husband John was a closed gay man (tick) who was in love with a dear Queen (tick) who is HIV+, (ticks of ticks).
A combination that could represent the most convenient story of Eastenters of all time.
If it still looks and sounds depressed complacent and similar to the 1980s version, one thing has changed beyond all recognition.
While Eastenders could once once command the audience to 30 million spectators, as the show did on Christmas in 1986, it now survives about dozens of that issue.
Over time, I am sure, the BBC News check unit will blame this stunning rate of exhaustion for Donald Trump, Brexit and global warming.
However, I stick to the theories that mostly reduced the competition, market forces and the decision on bone from 2001 to broadcast the show four times a week, which led to the catastrophic excessive supply of everything, from blackmail stories and unbelief to the members, living the dead (Den, Cindy , Kathy) and ghosts like Jaime Winstone, who currently persecutes the square as a young version of “Peggy Mitchell”.
These are obvious signs of a desperate show that knows it’s in a little problem.
Fans of Eastenders Conditioned this morning stars ‘let them slip’ a mass spoiler for the 40th anniversary today – did you notice-
The more subtle is that Eastenders no longer has a story, as such – there are saga that extend in months and years, not weeks, as they used to be.
They have been involved lately: Saga on Linda’s alcoholism, Saga on Tommy, which is converted to a small turda, a saga of Philia’s mental breakdown, a rug about the abduction of Bianka, and a permanent sagi on the fertility and reproductive organs of Sonia that created some of the majority of gynecological dialogue in history Eastenders.
“That is good news,” she exclaimed recently, with what seemed to be a true excitement.
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Eastenders no longer has a story – there are permanent sagas that extend over the months, such as Sonia’s fertility: BBC
“The drugs have encouraged my efficiency of ovarian production and doctors are really satisfied with the growth of my follicle.”
Then it is a little miracle that the amazing viewers thought of “SOD to” and instead turned to more carefree charms of Towe and the Internet.
Self -destructively wake up
A pattern that, if continued, would mean that 50/50 would Eastenders still be around to celebrate his 50th birthday.
If the BBC1 soap next week would continue to win the most pirch TV victories of all time, because during those 40 years, it is not only a bent coronation street to his gloomy, self -destructive awakened will, it is also on almost every major drama on television which, just like Eastenters, mostly starts from the assumption that all men are either weak or evil and women are long -lasting.
As a result, you can forget every idea that it will reduce the number of episodes or hope for mass thieves of misery in the gut in The Queen Vic Inferno during the live episode next week.
The only character who was supposed to lose is, in fact, a pregnant Sonia, which is likely to be delighted with the departure of the grandmother’s update after this week: “You have suffered a premature rupture of your membrane. We need to be in search of any flu symptoms, any nasty discharge and. . ”
Enough. Enough. Enough.
Random irritations of TV
The last leg imagining that there was something he had repeatedly called Donald Trump “C ***”.
BBC1 Virdee was lost in lectures on diversity, and the cop shows clichés. Mel B confuses that it is a non -straightened old boot with “just being honest.”
And the 50-year-old external border was carried by the bear Grylls, announcing that she wanted to live at the age of 200.
So why not just watch all eight episodes of the celebrity bears and feel like you have? He would spare the world awful a lot of bad Telly.
Great sports insights
Miron Musslic: “We have to perform a day, day, every weekend.”
Vicky Gomersall: “Games become fat and thin.”
Sam Matterface: “Tottenham’s Dane Scarlett debuts for the first time.”
(Assembled by Graham Wray)
Unexpected Moroni in the spindle area
Drive, Bradley Walsh: “What letter is silent in the word fracas?”
Alyys: “Q.”
Impossible, Rick Edwards: “After which the famous artist was the winning horse on the Epsi derby 2019? A) Anthony van Dyck, b) Vincent van Gogh.”
Oli: “C) Hertz out of rent.”
And an impossible contestant Debbie, who was offered “a) Joe McFadden” or “c) Joe Sugg” as a possible answer to the question: “What finalist did he strictly come to dance to appear in the West End music rope in September 2019? ” But he opted for “b) Joe Strummer.”
Loocalics of a week
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This week’s winner is Sanjeev Bhaskar as a completely surplus to the request of Di Sunil Khan at Unforotten and Santa Munster.
TV gold
Sky Atlantic Trailers for the three best drama TV series, White Lotus, which starts on Monday at 9pm.
The brilliant Victoria Hamilton was stealing most of the acting honors as Julia Cooper in a vaguely intriguing Sixth Running of ITV.
Daniel Delaney absolutely scores a young, return version of Phil Mitchell at last night’s Eastenders.
And the third episode of the BBC2 Life and Death Row, about Ramir Gonzales, who avoided the usual traps of bias and, as well as any major documentary about the executions, forced viewers to question their own views on the death penalty.
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