See-through bottoms, boobs falling out & severe wedgies… what happened when I swam 10 laps in skimpy Love Island bikinis

It wasn’t just stormy encounters and love triangles that caught the attention of fans on Love Island All Stars.

Viewers have been going crazy for the contestants’ stunning swimsuits – which seem to be getting more and more skimpy with each series.

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Roxy Sullivan tested Love Island’s skimpy swimwear – including Molly Smith’s cut-out crop topCredit: Rex

Experts believe the infamous ITV2 dating show could be causing a huge swath of swimwear shopping in Britain in January, with bikini sales up a whopping 90 per cent, according to research by Simply Be.

While there’s no doubt that the islanders look great lounging around the pool in their cut-out swim trunks, how practical are they for swimming?

Brave Roxy Sullivan, 34, a personal trainer and triathlete from Bristol, put them to the test by swimming 10 lengths, doing a mixture of front crawl, backstroke and breaststroke.

She rated each costume out of five based on style, comfort and durability – and came up with some surprising results…

Molly Smith, 29

Molly's cossie looked great - until Roxy tried to swim in it

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Molly’s cossie looked great – until Roxy tried to swim in it

Brown Swimsuit £145 Adora Swimwear

Style: 4/5

Comfort: 5/5

Durability: 3/5

Lengths: 6

Roxy says: “This was a surprisingly comfortable swim, but then I looked down and noticed my right nipple had fallen out after six lengths.

“Style-wise, Molly’s is one of my favorites, but I wouldn’t wear it on the beach because I’d end up with pretty tan lines.”

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Hannah Elizabeth, 33

Hannah's crossover swimsuit performed surprisingly well in the pool

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Hannah’s crossover swimsuit performed surprisingly well in the pool

Lime crossover swimsuit, £42, Marsthelabel

Style: 3/5

Comfort: 5/5

Durability: 5/5

Length: 10

Roxy says: “When I saw Hannah’s crazy goat on TV, I was afraid to walk in it, let alone swim!

“I thought it was going to fall apart as soon as I got in the pool.

“But he was surprisingly tough and after 10 lengths of breaststroke, backstroke and front crawl he stood the test of time.”

Kaz Kamwi, 29

Kaz's bikini gave poor Roxy a one-sided jacket

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Kaz’s bikini gave poor Roxy a one-sided jacket
The bottoms also came down the front as Roxy swam

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The bottoms also came down the front as Roxy swamCredit: Olivia West

Gold bikini top and bottom, £60, Moda Minx

Style: 2/5

Comfort: 4/5

Durability: 3/5

Length: 10

Roxy says: “After 10 lengths this cut-out costume is still on (approx) but has fallen a bit in the front, almost exposing my lady garden.

“I also have a slightly odd one-sided jacket on one side that doesn’t look great. I’m not sure Kaz’s two-piece would last much longer.”

Demi Jones, 25

Demi's plunging swimsuit is definitely not appropriate for the local entertainment center

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Demi’s plunging swimsuit is definitely not appropriate for the local entertainment center
During the swim, Roxy felt very exposed

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During the swim Roxy felt very exposed Credit: Olivia West

Navy swimsuit £42 Marsthelabel

Style: 5/5

Comfort: 5/5

Durability: 1/5

Lengths: 1

Roxy: “I love the look of Dema’s skin, it’s sexy and elegant – until you swim in it!

“My nipple popped out after just one length of crawling backwards, and another popped out not long after! It also gave me a matching jacket.

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“If I wore this to my local recreation center, I would definitely give the grannies a heart attack! Ladies, this is just for posing.”

Georgia Harrison, 29

Georgia Harrison's double bikini became baggy during Roxy's swim

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Georgia Harrison’s double bikini got baggy during Roxy’s swim Credit: Rex
Roxy said she felt like she was wearing a diaper

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Roxy said she felt like she was wearing a diaper

Pink bikini top, £10, Green bikini bottom, £8, both PrettyLittleThing

Style: 5/5

Comfort: 4/5

Durability: 2/5

Length: 10

Roxy: “I don’t really like bikinis with ties on the side because they’re not very tight and tend to come undone when you’re swimming.

“Although I love a skimpy, sexy look, I didn’t have high hopes for this one – and it turns out I was right!

“After 10 lengths the front of the pants puffed up and looked like a nappy. I thought it was going to fly off at any moment, so Georgia’s bikini is not for me.”

Liberty Poole, 24

Roxy liked the look of Liberty's bikinis, but the bottoms weren't practical for swimming

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Roxy liked the look of Liberty’s bikinis, but the bottoms weren’t practical for swimming

Green bikini top and bottom, £47, Moda Minx

Style: 4/5

Comfort: 3/5

Durability: 3/5

Length: 10

Roxy: “The bottom really confuses my ass. They’re not quite thongs and they’re not quite panties.

“My bum doesn’t know if it’s coming or going and was trying to escape the whole time I was swimming, which was very unacceptable!

“Style-wise, Liberty’s are one of my favorites because they make me feel very glamorous. But the bottoms are too baggy for my taste and ended up being 10 lengths.”

Georgia Steel, 25

Georgia's pink bikini was visible in the water

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Georgia’s pink bikini was visible in the water

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Pink bikini top and bottom, £10, from PrettyLittleThing

Style: 1/5

Comfort: 1/5

Durability: 3/5

Length: 10

Roxy says: “Style-wise, Georgia is nice and sparse, but a bit boring compared to some of the other styles.

“I didn’t have too much faith in it and I thought bits and pieces were going to pop out, but I was proven wrong and he stayed after 10 lengths.

“However, it was completely see-through when wet, which isn’t ideal – especially when you’re smuggling peanuts!”

Love Island All Stars continues tonight at 9pm on ITV2 and ITVX.

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